insta-haiku meme

[chelidon]

I just chanced across some humble haikus I believe I popped out during a friendly "haiku slam" at a bardic circle five or six years ago, figured I'd recycle them here. Feel free to add your own. Best one I see receives temporary use of the coveted and rarely bestowed "Grand Master Hinode" title.

Lobes, toes and nose-tips,
Everything so tasty, yum
When chocolate-coated

songs flow like wine, tales
like warm, deep honey-- laughter
and life surround us

Peculiar modern-
day sacrifice. Marshmallow
Peeps burn merrily.

glistening red fish
thoughts shatter sing acid in
the water supply?

And two by a deceased Hawaiian comedian named Rap Replinger:

Someone has painted
my door. Stranger sings in my
bathtub. Oops...wrong house.

Endless wait in a
nonexistant line. Oh, banks
closed on Saturday.

Comments

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[devbrain.livejournal.com]

My life was complete
Before reading this journal
Now bird needs a phone

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[chelidon.livejournal.com]

So far, you win. Not only because you're the only entry, but it doesn't hurt ;>

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[chelidon.livejournal.com]

oh, whoops. Shows how observant I am.

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[devbrain.livejournal.com]

Observant chelidon /
reads all his entries and then /
makes informed choices

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[(Anonymous)]

(*snort*)

BWA-ha-HAAA...!

- Lylythe

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[devbrain.livejournal.com]

Lylythe needs to get //
her own livejournal account //
to post her insights

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[devbrain.livejournal.com]

That is good to know /
I've never won anything /
before in my life




(previous entry wordsmithed since I worked out how to call her Cloudy and not just "bird" -- My life was complete / then I read your journal and / cloudy needs a phone)