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[chelidon]

Interesting spam email (shades of Monty Python here):

From: "jkeon" <jkeon@rcn.com>
To: <chelidon@----->
Subject: Sell Your Organs Online!
Date: Sat, 12 Nov 2005 09:08:15 -0400

Reply to this message if your interested in selling your organs!46

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[erskine.livejournal.com]

[Mr Brown answers the door of his home to find two men dressed in white labcoats.]

Labcoat #1: Hello. Uh… can we have your liver?

Mr Brown: What?

Labcoat #1: Your liver. It's a large, uh… glandular organ in your abdomen.

[Mr Brown just stares at the labcoated men.]

Labcoat #1: You know, it's, uh… it's reddish-brown; it's sort of, uh…

Mr Brown: Yeah, y-yeah, I know what it is, but… I'm using it! I…

[The labcoated men push into the house. The second man holds Mr Brown against the wall.]

Labcoat #2: Go on, sir! Don't muck us up, now!

[The first labcoated man searches him and pulls out a card.]

Labcoat #1: Hel-lo! What's this, then?

Mr Brown: A liver donor's card.

Labcoat #1: Need we say more?

[chelidon.livejournal.com]

say no more, say no more, nod's as good as a wink to a blind man!