Fun With Intelligent Design

[chelidon]

This bit of fun (huge thanks to contentlove for the link) made my whole day lighter. I dearly love tricksters.


OPEN LETTER TO KANSAS SCHOOL BOARD

I am writing you with much concern after I read of your hearing to decide whether the alternative theory of Intelligent Design to be taught along with the theory of Evolution. I think we can all agree that it is important for students to hear multiple viewpoints so they can choose for themselves the theory that makes the most sense to them. I am concerned, however, that students will only hear one theory of Intelligent Design..

Let us remember that there are multiple theories of Intelligent Design. I and many others around the world are of the strong belief that the universe was created by a Flying Spaghetti Monster. It was He who created all that we see and all that we feel. We feel strongly that the overwhelming scientific evidence pointing towards evolutionary processes is nothing but a coincidence, put in place by Him.

It is for this reason that I’m writing you today, to formally request that this alternative theory be taught in your schools, along with the other two theories...

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Comments

[thefirespiral.livejournal.com]

I really needed that this morning -- thanks!

[phryday.livejournal.com]

Oh, now more round-earthers are spreading lies. It was fettucine!! Fettucine! It was flat, not round.

[willowtree.livejournal.com]

Now that is the type of political commentary I can enjoy. Thanks for sharing.
*smiles*

[chelidon.livejournal.com]

My pleasure :> This is exactly the kind of wicked fun tricksterism I'm hoping to get at here (http://www.livejournal.com/users/chelidon/47555.html). Making trouble is so much fun (or is it "making fun is so much trouble..." ;>)

[morrigandaughtr.livejournal.com]

And the Flying Spaghetti Monster gazed into its reflection in the curved black bowl of the Olive Garden weekly special . . . .

[chelidon.livejournal.com]

*SNORT* Now look what you did, you made some good local stout come out my nose. Ow ;> hee hee.

[chelidon.livejournal.com]

Revisionists! Schism! Live Church vs Dead Church! A fundamental return to the One True Pasta! Heretics, heretics everywhere! Jihad! Pogrom! Crusade!!

Um, hmm. That probably would be a lot more funny if it wasn't so accurate... ;>

[kitten-goddess.livejournal.com]

That is funny. I did not know we had a Discordian in our midst!

Now I'm craving a nice, hot, big plate of spaghetti and meatballs. Damnit!