It's the giving away of the last baby clothes that does it. Giving away the last cloth diaper is almost guaranteed to work.

Many, many Blessings of Love and Delight and Joy and Light and Wonderment to you and Ravishing Partner and Beamish Boy and New Addition during this time of Resting in the Blessed Dark. We'll await joyful news joyfully, with as much patience as we can muster.