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christeos_pir found: Museum visitor trips, breaks Chinese vases
But you have to seriously admire the British polished calm and class:
"It was a most unfortunate and regrettable accident, but we are glad that the visitor involved was able to leave the museum unharmed," said Duncan Robinson, the Fitzwilliam's director.
The schmoe trips and takes out two absolutely priceless vases, prizes of the collection, and they're worried about his safety? Well, yeah, there probably was a long line of apoplectic curators having to be bodily restrained from offing him on the spot...
"Feed him to the alligators."
"But sir, we don't have alligators."
"Get some."
christeos_pir found: Museum visitor trips, breaks Chinese vasesBut you have to seriously admire the British polished calm and class:
"It was a most unfortunate and regrettable accident, but we are glad that the visitor involved was able to leave the museum unharmed," said Duncan Robinson, the Fitzwilliam's director.
The schmoe trips and takes out two absolutely priceless vases, prizes of the collection, and they're worried about his safety? Well, yeah, there probably was a long line of apoplectic curators having to be bodily restrained from offing him on the spot...
"Feed him to the alligators."
"But sir, we don't have alligators."
"Get some."
