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christeos_pir:
A monk once asked Chao Chou, "Master, please tell me how to meditate, that I might attain Enlightenment."
Chao Chou replied, "First, I need to take a leak. Would you mind doing that for me?"
A few posts previous, those who are so inclined will find a filk titled "Mamas, don't let your babies grow up to be Thelemites"
Ya made my day, man. Thankfully, that was only water that came out my nose (both times).
A monk once asked Chao Chou, "Master, please tell me how to meditate, that I might attain Enlightenment."
Chao Chou replied, "First, I need to take a leak. Would you mind doing that for me?"
A few posts previous, those who are so inclined will find a filk titled "Mamas, don't let your babies grow up to be Thelemites"
Ya made my day, man. Thankfully, that was only water that came out my nose (both times).